My friend is getting married. She's a nurse by trade but moonlights as a Victoria Secrets model to earn extra money. Honest. No, seriously. Would I lie? That's right... this photo is real. Didn't you know that everything you read on the Internet is true? The next thing you know, you'll be questioning other realiable sources such as MSNBC and The Inquirer.
Seriously, though... she's not really a model. But she is getting married. Congratulations to her, and a resounding "so sorry" to all the poor suckas that lost out on this one. One less fish in the pond, fellows. Better luck next time.
