So, I wrote my own. It's inspired by The Lord of The Rings, which I think provides a much better work philosophy than that elitist, leming-poisoning piece of crap about cheese.
It probably wont win any awards, or become a national best seller or anything like that. I'm providing it here because, despite how many times people tell me "you could write one of those books like they sell on the discount table in front of the in-store cafe", I still can't seem to find the time or effort to seek out a legitimate publisher.
Anyway, you wont find it on Amazon.com, but you will find it here.