Eric "Cluck" Knapp

I'm sick .. again. This is either the third cold I've had within five weeks, or I've had one long cold that seems to get better, but is really just taking a rest every so often. I'm getting very sick of being sick. I feel like crap. I want to care about things like drooling boogers again: right now, I'm numb to it. "Um, excuse me, did you know that you just hacked up something yellowish, and it's dribbling down your chin?" Who, me? Couldn't care less. Why wipe it up, it's already invited all its friends over and they'll be here any minute. Yup, here they are know, squirting out of my nose. And my eye. Have you ever blown your nose and had boogers shoot out of your eye??? I tell you it's not fair. I want to go to sleep and wake up healthy. In the summer. Or in the Bahamas.